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The Latest Jokes - Page 19
A man tells his doctor "It hurts when I raise my arm like this." The doctor says "then don't raise your arm like that."
I want to name my kid void so he won't be able to cash any of his paychecks
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 7 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my Mum or my Dad, one of my older brothers matt or jeremy, my sister hazel or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. I think it's jeremy.
I am a few fries short of a Happy Meal
Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.
so like this horse walks into a bar and a man asks the horse.... why the long face?
How many saxophone players does it take to change a lightbulb? 37, one to do the job and 36 to discuss how David Sanborn would do it.
Did you hear about the internet in australia?
Its the LAN down under.
your momma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A blonde is walking along a river. She sees another blonde on the other side of the river. She yells to the second blonde, "Can you tell me how to get to the other side?" The second blonde responds, "You're already on the other side!" Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 80.3704% The joke's popularity is: 5.033
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