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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Don't cry, it was only a joke.
    53.9% funny

 

Why did th skeloton cross the road? To get to the body shop!
    55.2% funny

 

yo mama is so poor that she can't afford to pay attention
    92.1% funny

 

What do you call dirty pictures of vegetables? Cornography
    73.9% funny

 

What's the difference between love and Herpes? Herpes lasts forever!
    55.6% funny

 

you are so fat i walked half way around you and got lost
    99.1% funny

 

A scottish man a blonde and a alien walk into a bar. The barman turns around and says "What is this? A joke?
    68.0% funny

 

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the shop? did u find tht funny? neither did the chicken cause th shop was shut
    89.0% funny

 

How many sheep does it take to make a sweater? (None. Sheep can't knit.)
    0.0% funny

 

Your moms so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale
    1.7% funny

 

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how do you make a apple turnover ? push it down a hill

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