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The Latest Jokes - Page 182
Why does a Chicken coop have two doors?
Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan
You can tune a piano but you cant tune a fish
And the Lord said, "John, come forth and receive eteranl life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
Jimmy is walking along the road and he bumps into a man with a small orange as a head.
"Wow. How did you get that small orange as a head?" he asked.
"Well, it's a long story...you still wanna hear it?" replied the man.
"Sure."
"OK. Well I was walking down this road a couple of days ago when I came across this lamp. Naturally I rubbed it and, sure enough, a genie appeared and granted me three wishes."
"Wow! What did you wish for?"
"Well, my first wish was for all the money I could ever need..."
"Did you get it?"
"Of course. My second wish was to have all the women I could ever need to fulfil all my fantasies..."
"Wow! Amazing! What was your third wish then?"
"To have a small orange for a head..."
why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight (ate) nine!
Why was Jesus scared to cross the road in drag? Because he was a cross-dressing chicken.
I've got the body of a god! Unfortunately it's Buddha.
At the start of the lesson i had one calculator, at the end i had two. They must have multiplied!
why did the boy eat his homework? he thought it was a piece of cake
Two peanuts walked down the street. One was a salted.
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