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The Latest Jokes - Page 184
Why does a stork stand on one leg? Because if it lifted it up, it would fall down!
A guy runs into a bar and says, "Bartender, quick! Give me 20 shots of your best Scotch!"
So the bartender lines up 20 shots of his best Scotch and watches this guy down one after the other.
"Man," the bartender says, "I've never seen anyone drink shots that fast!"
"You'd drink them that fast too if you have what I have," the guy says.
"Oh my God," says the bartender, "what do you have?"
"50 cents."
Mary goes to see the rabi and he looks very concerned. "Why Mary, you look so down, what's wrong my dear?" he asks. Mary answers "well Rabi, my husband died last night." The rabi is shocked and says, "Why you mean John, but he was so young. Did he have any last words?" "Why yes Rabi, he did," Mary answers. "And what were they Mary? You can tell me, John was a good soul." "Yes Rabi," says Mary, "he said 'Mary, please put down that gun.'"
Your mom is so stupid, she sent a fax with a stamp on it!
whats the differance between a fly and a bird?
a bird can fly but a fly cant bird.
what did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
your to young to smoke
Why would I want my lawn to be emo? It will cut itself.
a foreign man goes to an american restaraunt, but isn't used to the salt. he keeps sending his assistant for water. About the fifth time he sends the man his assistant comes back and says
"I beg your pardon sir, but a man is sitting on the well."
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE 3 BLONDES WHO FROZE TO DEATH AT THE DRIVE IN.THEY WERE WAITING TO SEE "CLOSED FOR THE WINTER
YOur dad's shoes are so big, they fit.
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