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The Latest Jokes - Page 186
A man walks into a business interview. The Interviewer says to him "we here are very into our hygiene, did you wipe your feet on the mat outside?" The man says "yes! of course". The interviewer says "we are also into honesty, there is no mat outside."
Bananas and stop lights are like opposites. With a stop light, red means stop, yellow means slow down, and green means go. With bananas, green means stop, yellow means go, and red means "where did you get that banana?"
what do polar bears like to eat??
brrrrrrr gers
what is 50 cents favourite desktop software?
WORD!!
charlie says:
I have 5 pounds in 20p pieces
Toby says:
thats nice
charlie says:
don't I know it!
Toby says:
don't you? but I just told you
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts to do it!
I always wanted to be a girlscout, but when I asked if I could they sid, "No, you'd be the only Brownie with nuts."
what do you call a donkey in the sahara? Lost
what did the policeman say to his stomach? you're under a vest
why did a squirrel fall of a tree?
because it was dead
why the second squirrel fall of a tree?
because it was hugging the 1 one
why did the third squirrel fall of a tree?
because it thaougth it was a game
why did the tree fall?
because it thougth it was a squirrel
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