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The Latest Jokes - Page 188
A man walks into a coffee shop and places his order. "I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream." The girl behind the counter says "I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?"
why did the apple cross the road?
To see his granny smith!
what do you get when you cross a porcupine and a sheep? An animal that knits it's own sweaters.
a man walks into a bar with a crocodile. He walks up to the bartender and says "do you serve Englishmen?" The bartender told him that he did, to which the man replied "good, I'll have a beer and my crocodile will have an Englishman"
It's ok to hang out with nuns, as long as you don't get in the habit
why would you never shower with a pokemon? he might pikachu
I know a man with a wooden leg named smith, What's the name of his other one
Did you hear the one about the man on the moon? He didn't like the atmosphere!
how do you hire a horse?
put bricks under its feet
teacher:why are you late boy?
Boy: well, i was walking to school and i saw a sign that said,slow school ahead
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