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The Latest Jokes - Page 189
knock knock , who's there ? Justin, Justin who ? justin the neighbourhood, thought i'd drop by
How come the 13 year old boy couldnt get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated R!!!
why did the chicken cross the road? to lay an egg
why did the man fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him
Why did the little boy pour a can of vegetables over the world? Because he wanted to have Peas on Earth!
a child was born one day but unfortunatly he was born with no body and he was just a head. When he got to his 18th birthday his father took him to the bar for his first pint. When the boy took a sip of the beer, WHOOSH! he grows a body! The boy, obviously exiteed takes another sip and grows arms, and another sip grows legs! The boy was so happy thta he jumped about and ran out of the bar! It was at that point that he was hit by an articulated lorry. Everyone in the bar is shocked and in silence, eventually the silence was broken by the bar tender saying "he should of quit while he was ahead."!!!
your mamma is so fat she got stuck in the grand canyon
what time is it when u have to go to the dentist?
tooth hurty(2 30)
Why does the ocean roar? Because you would roar too if you had crabs on your bottom!
That was like a cow jumping over barbed wire-an utter disaster.
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