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The Latest Jokes - Page 20
I tried to get a job as a beer taster once, but in the end, I bottled it.
your mom is so stupid she sits on the t.v and watches the couch
Are you brining sexyback? No, becuase sexy never left me
"I do a great Sinatra," Tom said frankly
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
Why did the dalmation go to the vet? He was seeing spots.
I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.-W.C. Fields
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
This isn't Burger King, you can't have it your way!
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A man, a dog, and a sheep are all on a deserted island. After a couple of months, the man decided he wanted to make love to the sheep. Every time he tried the dog would would growl and not let him get close to the sheep. Finally one day he is walking on the beach and spots a beautiful woman unconscious on a raft in the water. He brings her to the beach and nurses her back to health. She is so greatful she offers to do anything for him. He responds: You would do anything!! She says yes I will do anything. He then says would you please hold that damn dog. Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 43.5829% The joke's popularity is: 4.573
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