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The Latest Jokes - Page 20
I tried to get a job as a beer taster once, but in the end, I bottled it.
your mom is so stupid she sits on the t.v and watches the couch
Are you brining sexyback? No, becuase sexy never left me
"I do a great Sinatra," Tom said frankly
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
Why did the dalmation go to the vet? He was seeing spots.
I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.-W.C. Fields
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
This isn't Burger King, you can't have it your way!
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello." > >"Mrs. Ward, please." > >"Speaking." > >"Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When >your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from >another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is >your >husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible." > >"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously. > >"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's, >and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your >husband's." > >"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs.Ward. > >"Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one >time." > >"Well, what am I supposed to do now?" > >"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere >in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him." Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 47.8832% The joke's popularity is: 3.836
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