The Latest Jokes - Page 195

 

What do you call a heart that's in handcuffs? A cardiac arrest.
    41.4% funny

 

knock knock who's there? cracker cracker who? cracker nother bad joke and im leaving
    100.0% funny

 

Matilda was seeing a pirate with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
    65.9% funny

 

why did the lobster blush? because the sea weed
    0.0% funny

 

What's yellow and dangerous? Shark infested custard
    62.8% funny

 

Did you hear about the fires at an Indian reservation in Nevada? They were intense!
    36.8% funny

 

he who laughs last didn't get the joke
    93.4% funny

 

A man in a non-smoking home says, "Well, I think I'll step out for a breath of fresh smoke
    36.7% funny

 

why does a elephant have a trunk? because it would look pretty funny with a glove compartment.
    41.9% funny

 

a bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.
    10.2% funny

 

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