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The Latest Jokes - Page 196
My aunt is sick all the time. Just the other day, she opened the window and influenza.
knock knock
whos there
nothin
nothin who......
nothin who......
oh hahahaha
I saw this wino eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait."
Two Montana buddies, Tom and Bill, both sheep ranchers, joined forces to hunt down and kill the cougar that had killed some of their sheep. Laying in ambush 'til the big cat got close, both men jumped up and fired their guns. The cougar fell dead but the guys couldn't know for sure whose bullet killed it. The guys wanted to get their trophy mounted, at first thinking they could take turns displaying it. Then they decide against that plan, instead they would flip a coin to decide which guy got which end of the animal to have mounted. Tom won the toss and took the front end. For Bill it was a catastrophy!
A man was very drunk. He was leaning against a wall and accidentaly stumbles into a women.the women turns around and says "Sir you're drunk!" the drunk man says"Yes i am, but you are very ugly madame, and at least i'll be sober in the morning!"
what do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a clue.
Why did the lobster blush? Because he saw the salad dressing!
knock knock. Who's there? Police. Police who? Police open the door, it's cold out here!
Your mums glasses are so thick, when she looks at the map shesees people waving
If the sign says "Don't walk on grass," how did the sign get there?
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: I'm in a room full of little gnomes and my knees are on fire. Send beer. Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 54.0323% The joke's popularity is: 4.394
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