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The Latest Jokes - Page 198
I just taught my old service dog how to beg ... Yesterday he came home with $4.37
name all santas reindeer
Rudolf,comet,dancer,blitzen,quipid,vixen,
donner,dasher,prancer
You forgot Olive
Olive the other reindeer.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
i met a woman the orther night and asked her how she would like her eggs in the morning. she replied,unfertilized
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A Buddhist monk walks into a pizza shop and says, "Make me one with everything."
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A man goes to visit his cousin. He gets there after a couple of hours of travel. He walks in his cousin's house at supper time. Before dinner he looks at his plate and says, "Look there's a couple of black specks on this." His cousin says, "My dishwasher is broken, so that is as clean as soap and water can get them." The next night he sees black specks on the plate again. He asks, "Why are there black specks on the plate again?" His cousin says, "I told you that is as clean as soap and water can get them." As the man is leaving, he sees two dogs. He asks the cousin, "So, what are their names?" The cousin replies, "Soap and Water." Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 91.2249% The joke's popularity is: 3.738
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