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The Latest Jokes - Page 198
I just taught my old service dog how to beg ... Yesterday he came home with $4.37
name all santas reindeer
Rudolf,comet,dancer,blitzen,quipid,vixen,
donner,dasher,prancer
You forgot Olive
Olive the other reindeer.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
i met a woman the orther night and asked her how she would like her eggs in the morning. she replied,unfertilized
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A Buddhist monk walks into a pizza shop and says, "Make me one with everything."
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A man found a well in the middle of the woods. He couldn't see the bottom, and wanted to find out how deep it was, so he dropped a penny in. However, the penny didn't make a sound! The man looked for something larger, and found a good-sized rock. He dropped that in the well, but still there was no sound. Finally, he found an enormous old cinderblock, and heaved it over the edge. As he was listening, he heard a noise behind him. He turned, and saw an enraged goat charging right at him! He dove out of the way, and the goat ran right into the well. Still, there was no sound. As the man turned to leave, he came across a farmer. The farmer said "Have you seen a goat round these parts?" The man replied "Yes, actually a big goat just fell down that well over there!" The farmer shook his head and said "Oh, that couldn't have been mine. Mine was tied to a cinderblock." Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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