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The Latest Jokes - Page 199
what do you call a deer with no eyes?
no-I-deer
I think they named oranges before they named carrots
A German shepherd walks into a telegram office and stares at the clerk. The clerk, puzzled, asks the dog if he'd like to send a telegram. The dog replies, "Woof. Woof woof woof woof. Woof woof. Woof, woof." The clerk, still confused, says, "That's only nine woofs. You could send one more for the same price." The dog replied, "But then it wouldn't make any sense at all."
A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?"
The man replies, "all I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious...Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything --- meat, toast, fish, vegtables, everything."
"Well," says the dentist, "that's probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It's eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome." "Why chrome?" asks the patient.
To which the dentist replies, "It's simple. Everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"
your mom's so old, her first supper was the last supper.
what do you get when yoou cross a bow and a tie.A bowtie
PMS is something that makes a woman act once a month like a man acts every day.
Right now I'm having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
mary had a litle lamb. I ate it with mint sauce
A budist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and say make me one with everything.
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