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Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was > >better on the > > computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was > >tired of > > hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I > >have had > > enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and > >from those > > results, I will judge who does the better job." So Sa t an and Jesus > >sat down at > > the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They faxed. They > >e-mailed. They > > e-mailed with attachments. They downloaded. They did spreadsheets! > >They wrote > > reports. They created labels and cards. They created charts and > >graphs. They > > did some genealogy reports They did every job known to man. Jesus > >worked with > > heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell. Then, ten > >minutes before > > their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, > >thunder rolled, > > rain poured, and, of course, the power went off. Satan stared at his > >blank > > screen and screamed every curseword known in the underworld. Jesus > >just sighed. > > Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted > >their > > computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming: "It's > >gone! It's all > > GONE! "I lost e verything when the power went out!" Meanwhile, Jesus > >quietly > > started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of > >work. Satan > > observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not > >fair! He > > cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?" God > >just shrugged > > and said, JESUS SAVES

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