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The Latest Jokes - Page 21
Chuck Norris can break air.
your momma so fat when she wears a yellow dress people yell "taxi"
A woman pregnant with her first child paid a visit to her obstetrician's office. After the exam, she shyly said, "My husband wants me to ask you...," to which the doctor replies, "I know, I know," placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. "I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy."
"No, that's not it," the woman confessed. "He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn."
why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side
What side of the roof will the egg fall to when the rooster lays it?
Roosters don't lay eggs
A blonde calls her boyfriend on the phone with a problem.
"What's the matter?" he asks.
"Well, I've bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges."
"What's the picture of?" he asks.
"It's of a big rooster," she replies.
"All right," he says, "I'll come over and have a look."
When he arrives, she thanks him for coming over and leads him over to the kitchen table where she has it laid out.
He takes one look at what she's been struggling with and says, "Oh, for Pete's sake, put the cornflakes back in the box!"
why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? because it was rated ARR
Chuck Norris once shot down an airplane by pointing his finger and yelling "Bang!"
There were two cows on the road. One cow said, "Mooooo!" The other cow said, "Hey, I was gonna say that too!"
What's the best advice you've ever gotten? It was on a bottle of aspirin. it said, "keep away from children
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: You're refrigerator is running. Better go catch it. Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 62.1586% The joke's popularity is: 4.886
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