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Why did the pony gargle with salt water? Because, he was a little horse.
    37.2% funny

 

what is a ghosts favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie
    41.0% funny

 

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
    95.7% funny

 

I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography. When it's finished I'm going to sue myself.
    55.9% funny

 

What's the difference between a chicken and a turtle? They both have feathers, except for the turtle!
    0.0% funny

 

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time." So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
    52.7% funny

 

I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope. "We're surrounded."
    70.6% funny

 

why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the google laugh detector!
    56.2% funny

 

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
    95.0% funny

 

Why did the Honda silde across the road? Because I was driving.
    6.8% funny

 

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