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The Latest Jokes - Page 204
how can you tell if there's an elephant in your fridge? footprints in the butter.
Where do you get virgin wool? From ugly sheep.
I just flew in from chicago...boy are my arms tired
you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friends nose.
I had to stop driving my car for a while. The tires got dizzy.
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Hissssstory!
A bear and a rabbit were walking through the woods... the bear stumbles over an old lamp.. he picks it up and rubs it... out comes a genie... the genie is so happy to be free, he offers both the bear AND the rabbit three wishes.. He says to the bear, "what is your first wish?" the bear thinks and says, "i want to be the only male bear in these woods" the genie says, "granted... and rabbit, what is YOUR first wish?" The rabbit says, "i would like to have a very nice motorcycle helmet!!" The genie says, "Granted" and the rabbit holds a top of the line helmet... He asks the bear, "what is your 2nd wish?" The bear answers... "i would like to be the only male bear in the whole country!" "Granted, and rabbit?? your second wish??" The rabbit answers, "i would like to have a Harley Davidson.. newest, top of the line.. "Granted”. And bear?? your 3rd wish??" The bear answers, "i want to be the only male bear in the whole world!!!" "Granted! and rabbit? your third wish??" The rabbit starts up the Harley, puts on the helmet.. revvs the engine and says.. i wish that bear was gay!
I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one—it wasn't doing what I was doing.
yo momma so dumb, she got run over by a parked car.
I broke a mirror in my house. I'm supposed to get seven years of bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
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