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The Latest Jokes - Page 205
I bought a dog the other day...I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He's much smarter now... Now when I call him he just ignores me and keeps on typing.
How young can you die of old age?
Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?"
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question."
Mother: "Oh, really? What was the question?"
Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal?"
My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather.
What do you call a three-legged donkey? Wonkey
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two but how did they get in there.
your mom's so stupid she puts M&M's in alphabetical order!
Where does a three-legged horse horse live? An unstable
a man went into a dentist and said "i think im a moth" and the dentist repiles "well why did you come into the dentists office?" and the man says "because the light was on."
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Patient: Doctor Doctor, there's a steering wheel down my trousers Doctor: What's the problem? Patient: It's driving me nuts!! Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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