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The Latest Jokes - Page 206
Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
what did the egg say when he was getting dropped into the boiling water? It might take me a while to get hard, i was just laid.
why did the blonde bring ladders into the bar?? .......she heard the drinks were on the house
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
WHat do you call a cow in alaska? An eskimooooo!
how does a braincell of a blond feel?
lonely
yestergay is in the british dictionary you want too know what it means .....its means when somebody was gay yesterday and straight today
So this snake goes into a jungle, and meets a mongoose. The mongoose smiles and says "you better run" and the snake goes: "I can't run, i'm a snake." And the mongoose laughs again replying: "Well then i guess i'll just eat you." and the snake laughs too and goes: "Well then the joke's on you. I'm really a worm." - The mongoose sits there puzzled.
A fool and his money are soon partying.
Two blondes walked into a building, you would have thought one of them would have seen it
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Why was Jesus scared to cross the road in drag? Because he was a cross-dressing chicken. Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 69.4964% The joke's popularity is: 3.842
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