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Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
    0.0% funny

 

what did the egg say when he was getting dropped into the boiling water? It might take me a while to get hard, i was just laid.
    91.3% funny

 

why did the blonde bring ladders into the bar?? .......she heard the drinks were on the house
    89.1% funny

 

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
    73.0% funny

 

WHat do you call a cow in alaska? An eskimooooo!
    0.0% funny

 

how does a braincell of a blond feel? lonely
    85.4% funny

 

yestergay is in the british dictionary you want too know what it means .....its means when somebody was gay yesterday and straight today
    7.4% funny

 

So this snake goes into a jungle, and meets a mongoose. The mongoose smiles and says "you better run" and the snake goes: "I can't run, i'm a snake." And the mongoose laughs again replying: "Well then i guess i'll just eat you." and the snake laughs too and goes: "Well then the joke's on you. I'm really a worm." - The mongoose sits there puzzled.
    72.9% funny

 

A fool and his money are soon partying.
    100.0% funny

 

Two blondes walked into a building, you would have thought one of them would have seen it
    88.0% funny

 

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Why was Jesus scared to cross the road in drag? Because he was a cross-dressing chicken.

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