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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After the > checkup, the doctor took the wife aside and said, "Your husband is > suffering from severe, long-term stress and it's affecting his > cardiovascular system. He's a good candidate for either a heart attack > or a stroke. If you don't do the following four things, your husband > will surely die". > > "First, each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to > work in a good mood." > > "Second, at lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and put him > in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work." > > "Third, for dinner, fix an especially nice meal, and don't burden him > with household chores." > > "Fourth, and most important for invigorating him and relieving stress, > have sex with him several times a week and satisfy his every whim in > bed." > > On the way home in the car, the husband turned to his wife and asked, > "So, I saw the doctor talking to you and he sure seemed serious. What > did he tell you?" > > "You're going to die," she replied.

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