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The Latest Jokes - Page 207
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
what do you see when you look deeply in the eyes of a blond?
the back of her head
why should you not give blondes the weekend off from work? Because you have to retrain them on monday.
my mother never got the irony of calling me a son of a bitch.
When I was ten, my family moved to Downer's Grove, Illinois. When I was twelve, I found them.
why did the chicken cross the road?
its his problem and we shouldnt question his motive
im fat, but your ugly. i can diet!
When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord, in his wisdom, doesn't work that way. So I just stole one and asked him to forgive me!
I went to the zoo, they had a dog. It was a shih tzu.
a boy at a church felt queasy, so his mum told him to go outside to get a breath of fresh air.
Later, he came back, perfectly fine. his mum asked him 'are you okay now?' and the boy replied, 'yeah. there was a box that said 'for the sick''.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: hey look, gullible is written on the ceiling Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 67.0940% The joke's popularity is: 3.846
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