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The Latest Jokes - Page 210
Why won't anarchists drink English tea?
because property is theft
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It's a coach Ticket). When she gets on the plane she sits in first class. The steward who checks tickets says, "I'm so sorry, this is a coach ticket and your sitting in 1st class." "I can do What-eva I want, I'm a blonde." Well I'll get the pilot. The pilot comes and whispers in the blondes ear and she leaves. The steward looks amazed and says," What did you say?" The pilot simply says," I told her 1st class wasn't going to Miami, just coach was!!!"
A head is in a bar where he is celerbrating his 18th birthday. He takes a sip of beer and a body pops out! He takes another sip of beer and two arms pop out! he takes another sip of beer and two legs pop out!
really excited he runs out into the street and is run over and killed.
A man in the bar says "he should have quit while he was a head!"
What did the cow say to the horse?
'Mooooove over!'
What do you call a fly with no wings? a walk
A guy walks into a bar. It hurt him.
What is the difference between a condom, a parachute and a banana? When a condom breaks a human is born and when a parachute breaks a human is dead.
2 fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "I'll drive, you can navigate."
why did barbie never get pregnant? because Ken came in a different box
knock knock.
who's there?
becon.
becon who?
becon and eggs with toast.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: there were three boys going for a walk on the beach, and they saw a cave. one of them entered, and saw $5 on a table. he heard a voice which said "this is the ghost of auntie mabel and this $5 stays on the table." The second boy went in, and the same thing happened. the third boy went in, saw the $5 and said "this is the ghost of david crockett and this $5 goes in my pocket!" Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 43.8107% The joke's popularity is: 3.916
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