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The Latest Jokes - Page 22
Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad im telling you this joke?
What's black and white and red all over. A newspaper.
what is black, red and white all over?
a penguin with a red tie
what do you call batman and robin who have been run over by a steamroller?
Flat man and ribbin.
a man walks into a bar, and says ouch
Knock knock.
Who's there?
interrupting cow
interrupting co---
MOO
wh did the coach go bak to the bank?
he had to get his quarter back!
a horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?"
Fine - This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
Did you hear about the thief who stole all the toilet seats at the police station?
The police didn't have anything to go on.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family - but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever." A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand." Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 72.2330% The joke's popularity is: 2.712
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