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The Latest Jokes - Page 22
Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad im telling you this joke?
What's black and white and red all over. A newspaper.
what is black, red and white all over?
a penguin with a red tie
what do you call batman and robin who have been run over by a steamroller?
Flat man and ribbin.
a man walks into a bar, and says ouch
Knock knock.
Who's there?
interrupting cow
interrupting co---
MOO
wh did the coach go bak to the bank?
he had to get his quarter back!
a horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?"
Fine - This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
Did you hear about the thief who stole all the toilet seats at the police station?
The police didn't have anything to go on.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A husband and wife go to a counsellor after 15 years of marriage. The counsellor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a tirade; listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been married. She goes on and on and on. Finally, the counsellor gets up, walks around the desk, embraces the wife and kisses her passionately. The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a daze. The counsellor turns to the husband and says, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?" The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish." Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 46.0000% The joke's popularity is: 3.740
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