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The Latest Jokes - Page 211
knock knock, who's there? orange. orange who? orange you glad you asked?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Cowgoes. Cowgoes who? No silly, the cow goes moo!
why did the whale cross the road?to get to the other tide
guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You don't want that; you want a Red Rooster! It'll make you fly!" The guy argues and the bartender chugs a Red Rooster and jumps out the window, flies around in a circle and back in! The guy says, "WOW! I WILL have a Red Rooster!" He drinks it down and jumps out the window and falls to his death - Splat! A regular at the bar says to the bartender, "You know, you're a real asshole when you're drinking, Superman!"
What was the pirate movie rated?
PG-13 for adult situations, adult language, and violence.
why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the second hand shop
2 muffins are in an oven, one says to the other ahh we're in an oven! the other one says ahh! a talking muffin!
what wobbles and flys? a jellycopter
Q: What song was play at James Brown's funeral?
A: Get up, Get on up!
Why do Spanish air hostesses wear gum boots? Because the rain in spain is always on the plane.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return. Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me." The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver and cheese." "Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever." She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says "How well can you do?" "Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever. "My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence." She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?" The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says...... "Liver alone. Cheese mine." Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 30.8282% The joke's popularity is: 4.814
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