The Latest Jokes - Page 212

 

WHY ARE THERE NO FROGS ON THE MOON,THEY CANT JUMP THAT HIGH
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Once upon a time John and Pamela lived in Canada. His mother Jessica, from America came to visit. She has suspicions of a relationship between the two and is curious. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered,"I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Pamela and I are just roommates." Than about 3 days later, Jessica heads back to America. About 4 days later, Pamela came to John saying,"Ever since your mother left, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it do you?" "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: Dear mother, I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house,I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you left back to America. Love, John. Several days later, Joe received an email from his mother which read: Dear Son, I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Pamela, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now. Love, mom
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a guy walks into a bar with a piece of asphault under his arm and says i'll have a drink for me and one for the road.
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your shirt is black pause not
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what did the little boy say when his dog jumped off of a cliff? DOG GONE!!!
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What is 10 plus fore? One bad hole in golf.
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knock knock. who's there? lion. lion who? lion down on the job, eh?
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I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine.
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I went into a clothes store the other day, the woman in there told me "the changing rooms are over there, if you need anything my names jill" i thought wow.. ive never met anyone with a conditional identity before.
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knock knock who's there? Interupting sheep interupting shee... Baa!
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