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The Latest Jokes - Page 213
Three hookers are comparing notes about their customers from the night before. "I entertained a cowboy last night", says the first. "How did you know he was a cowboy?" asks the second. "Well, he wore a cowboy hat, cowboy boots, and kept both the hat and the boots on all the time we were together." "Sounds like a cowboy, all right." the others say. "I entertained a lawyer," announces the second. "I could tell because he wore a three piece suit and packed a briefcase. He wore the vest of the suit and hung on to the briefcase all the time." They agree he sounded like a lawyer. "I had a farmer for a client," comments the third. "How could you possibly know he was a farmer?" she is asked. "Well first he complained it was too dry, then he whined it was too wet, then he asked if he could pay me in the fall."
Bob walks into a bar, and sees Bill sat at the bar. Bill gets a little tiny piano out of his pocket and puts it on the bar. He then gets a tiny little man out of his pocket, puts him on the bar, and the little man begins to play the piano. Bob thinks this is pretty cool, so he walks over to the bar and asks Bill where he got the little piano and the little man from. Bill says "There's a genie in the alley outside, who gives you anything you ask for. Go and see if you don't believe me." Bob thinks it's a joke, but goes and checks anywhere. Sure enough, in the alley, there's a genie. So Bob asks the genie for a million bucks, but it starts raining ducks instead. Bob goes back inside and says to Bill "That genie outside's deaf." And Bill says "I know, do you think I wanted a 6 inch pianist?"
if football players get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? missile toe
the bee's protest message was simple: less flowers, more honey!
Yo mama's so fat, that when she goes swimming in the sea, the whales come out and start singing "WE ARE FAMILY!"
two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. bu-dum ching
why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? because it ran out of juice!
what did the 10 pound canary say? CHIIIIIIRP!!!!!
two female mice are talking, the first says, "Oh! you have to see my boyfriend!" and pulls out a picture. The second mouse says, "Honey, that is a bat." Then the first mouse says, "What! he told me he was a pilot!"
what do you call a monkey which has ate a stick of dynamite? A baBOOM
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