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The Latest Jokes - Page 214
What'a a bear without an ear? a bee
whats green and points north? a magnetic ghurkin
What's big, green and sits in the corner? The incredible sulk!
what instrument does a skeleton play? trombone
It's like a screensaver it's the same thing over and over agian
imagine how deep the ocean would be without sponges...
This shirt is NOT black!
Like a fridge over troubled water.
there are four types of orgasms:
1. the positive "oh yes, oh yes"
2. the encouraging "that's it, you can do it!"
3.the relgious "oh god, oh god"
4. the fake "oh (enter ex-boyfriend's name here)"
Johnny was a chemist's son
But Johnny is no more.
What Johnny thought was H2O
Was H2SO4.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: At her husband's funeral, Mary was sobbing and mourning. The preacher came up to her and asked if her husband had had any last words. "Yes," she says, "he said 'Mary, put down the gun.'" Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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