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The Latest Jokes - Page 214
What'a a bear without an ear? a bee
whats green and points north? a magnetic ghurkin
What's big, green and sits in the corner? The incredible sulk!
what instrument does a skeleton play? trombone
It's like a screensaver it's the same thing over and over agian
imagine how deep the ocean would be without sponges...
This shirt is NOT black!
Like a fridge over troubled water.
there are four types of orgasms:
1. the positive "oh yes, oh yes"
2. the encouraging "that's it, you can do it!"
3.the relgious "oh god, oh god"
4. the fake "oh (enter ex-boyfriend's name here)"
Johnny was a chemist's son
But Johnny is no more.
What Johnny thought was H2O
Was H2SO4.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Why did the first Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was playing follow the leader. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It was stappled to the second Koala. Why did the fourth Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a fridge. How did the Kangaroo die? It got hit by four Koala's and a fridge. Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 50.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0.301
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