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The Latest Jokes - Page 214
What'a a bear without an ear? a bee
whats green and points north? a magnetic ghurkin
What's big, green and sits in the corner? The incredible sulk!
what instrument does a skeleton play? trombone
It's like a screensaver it's the same thing over and over agian
imagine how deep the ocean would be without sponges...
This shirt is NOT black!
Like a fridge over troubled water.
there are four types of orgasms:
1. the positive "oh yes, oh yes"
2. the encouraging "that's it, you can do it!"
3.the relgious "oh god, oh god"
4. the fake "oh (enter ex-boyfriend's name here)"
Johnny was a chemist's son
But Johnny is no more.
What Johnny thought was H2O
Was H2SO4.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of OAPs when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks her: "Why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself?" "We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied. "We just love the chocolate around them." Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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