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The Latest Jokes - Page 215
What do you call a 400 pound gorilla?
Anything he wants!
why did the man saw the calculator in half? to see where the numbers lived
What do you do when your holding a hot pepper? Drop it like its hot
a kid is walking down the street with a banana in his ear. a man walks up to him and says "hey kid, you've got a banana in your ear!" and the kid replies "what? i cant hear you, i have a banana in my ear!"
Magicians pull rabbits out of hats. What do rabbits pull out of THEIR hats? -NOTHING! Rabbits don't wear hats.
Where do dogs keep their money? Barklays Bank
a little girl asks her mom why the bride wears white at a wedding and the mom tells the little girl that white symbolizes life. the little girl thought for a moment and then asked her mom why the groom wears black.
your momma's so old her social security number is 4
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Lean beef
Why did the baby goat cross the road? It was just kidding around.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Two weasels are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, "I slept with your mother!" The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!" The other says, "Go home dad you’re drunk." Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 69.5201% The joke's popularity is: 4.887
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