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The Latest Jokes - Page 215
What do you call a 400 pound gorilla?
Anything he wants!
why did the man saw the calculator in half? to see where the numbers lived
What do you do when your holding a hot pepper? Drop it like its hot
a kid is walking down the street with a banana in his ear. a man walks up to him and says "hey kid, you've got a banana in your ear!" and the kid replies "what? i cant hear you, i have a banana in my ear!"
Magicians pull rabbits out of hats. What do rabbits pull out of THEIR hats? -NOTHING! Rabbits don't wear hats.
Where do dogs keep their money? Barklays Bank
a little girl asks her mom why the bride wears white at a wedding and the mom tells the little girl that white symbolizes life. the little girl thought for a moment and then asked her mom why the groom wears black.
your momma's so old her social security number is 4
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Lean beef
Why did the baby goat cross the road? It was just kidding around.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: why does a elephant have a trunk? because it would look pretty funny with a glove compartment. Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 41.9380% The joke's popularity is: 4.111
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