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The Latest Jokes - Page 216
i'll tell you the joke about the wall!
....actually nah, you won't get over it!
What do you get when you cross a preying mantis with a termite?
A bug that says grace before it eats your house.
If Sauron is an all seeing eye, can he see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
A teacher asks little billy, " Billy, if there are three birds on a line and the farmer shoots 1 of them, how many are left?"
Billy replies, "NOne all the other birds fly off."
"Actually there are only two, but i like your thinking."
"Can I ask you a question then?"
"Yes BIlly."
"There are three ladies with lollypops, one put the candy in her mouth and leaves it there, one twirls the candy around in he mouth and the last pops the candy in and out of her mouth. Which one is married?"
"The one popping the candy in and out of her mouth."
"Actually the one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you think."
knock knock who's there irish stew irish stew who irish stew in the name of the law!
What do cows do for entertainment? They rent moovies !
Did you hear about the blonde who couldn't dial 911 because her cell phone didn't have an eleven?
This coat is black not.
how do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?
stick your hand in the bell and play all the wrong notes
does the dislexic atheist believe in dog
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