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The Latest Jokes - Page 217
A salesman and a clown were captured by cannibals. They put the salesman in the pot and cooked him, but they let the clown go. The clown asked the cannibal chief, "Why didn't you eat me?" The chief replied. "We can't eat you. You would taste funny."
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
IRRELEPHANT!!
Cats Don't Purr, They Plot Revenge!
A mans son was nearly 16, and the man asked what he wanted for his birthday. "Maybe a car?" "No," replied the son. "I want a plastic parrot." It was an odd request, but the man bought a plastic parrot and gave it to his son. The next day, it was gone. The father decided not to ask about it. The next year, the father asked his son what he wanted for his birthday. "Well, dad...I want an armful of plastic parrots. The father agreed, and bought and bought an armful of platic parrots. The next day, they were gone. The father wanted to know what his son had done witht them, but he decided not to ask. The next year, the father asked what the son wanted for his 18th birthday. The son respoded, "Well, dad, what I really want is a room filled with plastic parrots." The father groaned, but filled his sons room with plastic parrots. The next day they were gone. He didn't ask. The next year, the father asked his son what he wanted for his 19th birthday. "Well, I was thinking, and...I want an entire warehouse full of plastic parrots." "Not plastic parrots again!" "Please, dad. It's what I want." The father bought an entire warehouse full of plastic parrots for his son. The next day, they were gone. Later that month, the fathers son was hit by a car. He would die. The father went to his son on his deathbed, and asked, "Son, this is probably a bad time, but I must know. What were you doing with those plastic parrots?" "Well, dad...If you Buy me a single plastic parrot, I'll tell you." The father rushed out to the nearest gift shop, bought a plastic parrot, and brought it back to his son. The son looked at the plastic parrot and smiled. "Well, dad...What I was doing with the plastic parrots...I was-" And then he died.
I was out on a pastoral call in Paducah, and walked up to a farmer house that had a luxurious pig sty in the front yard, but the pig only had three legs. When I asked the farmer about the pig, he told me this long story about how the big had saved his barn from a fire, drove his wife to the hospital, and rescued his teenager daughter when her rappelling equipment broke. When I asked him why the pig was missing a leg, his response was... "A pig like that, you don't eat all at once!"
Where does lettuce hang out at night.. At the salad bar
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common? They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride!!
why did the boy throw a stick of butter out of the window? he wanted to see a butterfly
If I asked you to have sex with me, would your answer to the question be the same as your answer to this question?
what did the car say to the driver? Vrooooom.
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