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The Latest Jokes - Page 224
A dog went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: “Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.” The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: “There are only nine words here. You could send another ‘Woof’ for the same price.” The dog replied, “But that would make no sense at all.”
Joke cancelled cause the blonde fogot the lines.
Frustration is trying to eat with no mouth
Patient: Doctor Doctor, there's a steering wheel down my trousers
Doctor: What's the problem?
Patient: It's driving me nuts!!
what do you get with two little green balls?
Kermit the frog's undivided attention!
Three mallards walk into a bar, the forth one ducks.
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
Why did Frankenstein cross the road?
To get to the second hand shop
"hey dude I like your new razor phone"
"Yah I did too, until it cut me"
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
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