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The Latest Jokes - Page 225
what do you call a cow with a boy on it
a cow boy
what did the teddy bear say when he was asked if he wanted desert? no thanks, i'm stuffed
what cheese is made backwards?
EDAM!
Marriage is a wonderful instution...For those who need to be institutionalized.
A blonde complains to her doctor that her whole body is aching. She toches her knee and screams. Then she toches her nose and elbow and screams. "Is it serious?" she asks. "Nah," he replies. "Your finger's just broken."
the monkey says: lets go bananas!!
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
A bear walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a rum...and coke." The bartender asks him, "Why the big pause?". The bear looks down and says, "I've had 'em all my life".
why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
because it ran out of juice
knock knock Who's there?Car go.Car go who? Car go BEEP BEEP!!!
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: I wish Viagra made car tires….. Because I’m tired of changing flats! Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 61.3436% The joke's popularity is: 4.958
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