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The Latest Jokes - Page 226
blonde woman- Doctor, Doctor, everytime I drink coffee, my eye hurts!
Doctor- Try taking the spoon out!
I didn't go to college, but if I did, I'd take all my tests in a restaurant, because the customer is always right.
knock knock
who's there?
orange
orange who?
orange juice
a blonde was in her car driving along the motor way and a blonde policewomen pulled her over and said "licence and registration please" the blonde in the car franticly searches for it and pulls out a tiny mirror the blonde policewomen looks into it and said "well if i knew you were a policemen we could avoided this whole mess!"
TEACHER: Well, at least there's one thing I can say about your son.
FATHER: What's that?
TEACHER: With grades like these, he couldn't be cheating.
Q: What do you get if you kiss a bird?
A: Chirpies. It's a canarial disease. Don't laugh, there's no tweetment available.
What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
Even a light bulb gets a few bright ideas now and then.
I got my hair highlighted because I thought some strands were more important than others.
A mom and her son were on a plane in front of us and the little boy asked his mom, "If birds have baby birds and cats have baby cats why don't planes have baby planes?". His mother told him to ask the stewardess. So the boy flaged her down and said "If birds have baby birds and cats have baby cats why don't planes have baby planes?".She replied, "Did your mother tell you to ask that?", Boy responded "Yes". The stewardess then said, "Tell you mother her at SW Airlines we always pull out on time"
I haven't slept for 10 days because that would be for too long.
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