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Will you remember me in a minute? answer:yes will you remember me in a day? answer:yes will you remember me in a year? answer: Yes knock knock answer: who's there you forgot me!
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When a black cat crosses in front of you it means a cat is going somewhere.
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First Man: I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith. Second Man: Well, what's the name of his other leg?
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What's a frog's favorite sport? Fly-fishing!
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I went to the circus and saw a lion tamer with a chair and a whip. I think tranquilizers are much more efficient for taming a lion
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If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
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Jesus walks into a bar, hands the barkeeper two nails and says 'Can you put me up for the night?'
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What black, white and has a very bad habbit? A Nun That Smokes
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A blonde girl is pulled over by a blonde police officer. When the police officer asks for ID, the blone driver hands her a mirror. The officer says, 'Oh, i didn't know you were a cop too!"
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its time for your daily dose of vitamin fist.
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