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The Latest Jokes - Page 229
if a sincronised swimmer drowns, do they all drown?
what do you call twin police officers? copies
What did the dog say when it sat on the sand paper? Rough rough.
A naked man stands at his window his wife says get away or the neighbours will think i married you for your money!
a man walks into a bar with a chunk of asphalt. he tells the bartender, " i would like a beer and one for the road."
He was a mediocre conductor of a mediocre orchestra. He had been having problems with the basses; they were the least professional of his musicians. It was the last performance of the season, Beethoven�s 9th Symphony, which required extra effort from the basses at the end. Earlier that evening, he found the basses celebrating one of their birthdays by passing a bottle around. As he was about to cue the basses, he knocked over his music stand. The sheet music scattered. As he stood in front of his orchestra, his worst fear was realized; it was the bottom of the 9th, no score and the basses were loaded.
why do hamburgers go to the gym? To get nicer buns.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Stoichiometry!
how are the kids ? Belligerant and numerous
I saw my boss and his secretary in the super market today. They were wrapped together with a barcode. Guess they were an item
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