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there are 3 types of people in the world, oneswho can count, and ones who can't
    31.2% funny

 

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
    35.2% funny

 

i'm so antisocial that when i went to an online chatroom i cried in a virtual corner
    0.0% funny

 

How does a blonde kill a fish? She drowns it.
    0.0% funny

 

why did the cow cross the road?? because it was the chickens day off!!!
    0.0% funny

 

I'm taking a shower. You were thinking of me naked, weren't you? If you weren't, you are now!
    95.2% funny

 

Have you heard the joke about the bin? It's rubbish!
    0.0% funny

 

Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night
    0.0% funny

 

orange, fruit or color?
    83.0% funny

 

i dreamt i was writing lord of the rings last night! i was tolkien in my sleep
    71.0% funny

 

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Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?" The guy said "No," and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.

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