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The Latest Jokes - Page 230
there are 3 types of people in the world, oneswho can count, and ones who can't
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
i'm so antisocial that when i went to an online chatroom i cried in a virtual corner
How does a blonde kill a fish?
She drowns it.
why did the cow cross the road??
because it was the chickens day off!!!
I'm taking a shower. You were thinking of me naked, weren't you? If you weren't, you are now!
Have you heard the joke about the bin?
It's rubbish!
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night
orange, fruit or color?
i dreamt i was writing lord of the rings last night! i was tolkien in my sleep
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