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The Latest Jokes - Page 24
A mushroom walks into mcdonalds and says to a lady "hey wanna go back to my place?" "no" the lady says "come on I'm a Fungi!"
Johnny is in a court hearing for his parents beating him. The judege sentences him to go live with his aunt, the boy cries and says she will beat me too. Then the judge asks "Do you know anyone who wouldn't beat you?" Then Johnny says "Yes, the Clevland Browns they don't beat any one!"
So a mushroom walks into a bar right, and the bartender says, "we don't serve your kind here." so the mushroom retorts, "Why not, I'm a fungi!"
A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?" She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time." "If you don't mind my asking," he said, "what do you use it for?" "We use it for sex," she said. The researcher was a little taken aback. "Usually people lie to me and say they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been so frank so far, can you tell me exactly HOW you use it for sex?" The woman said, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the doorknob and it keeps the kids out."
A three legged dog walks into a bar and says, "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw!"
Your mamas so fat she sat in a monster truck and made it a lowrider
What did one bean say to the other bean? How you bean?
How many college football players does it take to change a lightbulb?
The whole team and they each get a semester's credit for it.
a pirate enters a bar. the barman asks how did you loose your leg? the pirate answers it got bitten off at sea. how did you loose your hand? the pirate answered it got shot off. oh said the barman, how did you loose your eye? first day with me hook.
Have you heard about the guy that lost the left side of his body? Don'y worry he is all right now
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