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The Latest Jokes - Page 231
Why can you not blame a dolphin for a mistake it might make? Because it doesn't make a mistake on porpoise.
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
I woke up the other morning and saw a man was stealing me gate, I didn't say anything incase he took offence
doctor doctor i think im a pair of curtains
oh pull yourself together!
What do you get when you line up 20 blondes ear to ear? A wind tunnel!
"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I
realized that the Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked
for forgiveness."
-Emo Philips, comedian (1956- )
What did the cowboy say to the car salesman? Audi
e=mchammer
heard about the joke about the butter?
nah you will spread it
Mailmen should be put on the endangered species list before they go extinct like the milkmen
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Why does a Chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 7.5714% The joke's popularity is: 6.146
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