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The Latest Jokes - Page 232
What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile Robin.
what is a pirates farorite resturant?
Arrbys
What do you call a baby caterpillar?
A kittypillar.
We went to a petting zoo and when my daughter saw a calf she said "that looks adorable." when i saw it i said "that looks delicious."
pete and repeat went into a boat. pete fell out. who was left? repeat. pete and repeat went into a boat. pete fell out. who was left? repeat
why did everyone laugh at the mushroom?
because he was a fungi
If you were jet-skiing in the middle of the ocean, and your wheel fell off. Would it take the same amount of pancakes to cover a doghouse?
The answer is purple, because icecream has no bones
Princess Diana, a Welch princess with an Egyptian fiancee, crashed in a French tunnel while riding in a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, chased by Italian paparazzis on Japanese bikes and an American doctor tried to save them using Brazilian medicines...
If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
I attended a party this past weekend.
After checking out all the well-dressed guests at the party, I spotted an attractive woman (standing alone) across the room. When I approached and
asked her name, She coyly replied... "Carmen."
Trying to maintain some sort of conversation with her, I responded with "That's a beautiful name, Is it a family name?"
"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself, because it reflects the things I like most in the world - cars and men."
Then she asked, "What's your name?"
"Golftits," I replied.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: what do you get when you cross a porcupine and a sheep? An animal that knits it's own sweaters. Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 84.5902% The joke's popularity is: 3.484
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