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The Latest Jokes - Page 234
why does a boat float? if it didnt it would sink
What did the budgy say when is went to asda...cheap cheap
What does Ronald McDonald say when he's hungry?
I'm hungry.
Why did the dog wear glasses? His insurance didn't cover contacts
what do you call a blonde with half a brain?
-gifted
The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question: "When you die and go to heaven... which part of your body goes first?" Susy raised her hand and said. "I think it's your hands." "Why do you think it's your hands, Susy?" Susy replied "because when you pray, you hold your hands together in Front of you and God just takes your hands first." "What a wonderful answer!" the nun said. Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister. I think it's your feet." The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now, little Johnny why do you think it would be your feet?" Little Johnny said, "The other night Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying "OH! GOD, I'M COMING!" If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her." The nun fainted........
An atheist was walking in the woods, when all of a sudden, he came upon big foot! Just as big foot was about to strike, the man yelled out, "Oh God, help me!" A second later, a booming voice calls out, "I thought you didn't believe in me." and the man replied, "Well, until a second ago, I didn't believe in big foot, either!"
This suit is black NOT!
what do you get when you cross a tap with an athlete? running water!!!
How many emo kids does it take to move a couch? Three. Two to move it, one to write a song about how much they miss it.
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