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The Latest Jokes - Page 235
whats e.t short for?
hes only got little legs
Whats the difference between Micheal Jackson and a Play Station? One's black and is turned on by kids the other is just a video game system.
If your American when you enter the bathroom and American when you leave the bathroom? Eurpoean!
two ducks walk into a bar, which is kind of funny, because if the first duck walked into it, the second duck should have seen it.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo beep beep!
whats colder than ice? my ex girlfriend!
what's the good thing about an emo pizza- it cuts itself
What are the four humors? Phlegmatic, Sanguine, Melancholic, and Choleric.
Vests were created to protect people. The bullet proof vest was created to protect people against bullets. The sweater vest was created to protect people from pretty girls.
jesus walks into a bar, slaps down three nails on the counter and asks "can you put me up for the night?"
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: what did the snail say when he got on the turtle's back? Whooooooaaa Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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