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The Latest Jokes - Page 236
How do you make a strawberry shake? Take it to a scary movie.
what do you call a sleep walking nun? a roaming catholic!!
A man sees a ladder that says "Climb to success!" Excited the man begins climbing and reaches a platform with 10 virgins. "Come with us." they said. "Sorry, i wanna climb to succuess." replied the man. He continues climbing and reaches a second platform with 50 virgins, billions of dollars and hunderds of cars. "You can have everything here." Says the virgins. "Im sorry, I want to climb to success." The man says. Finally after the man climbs to the top he sees a naked man smiling. The naked man then says "Hi, im cess."
why did the turkey cross the road- cause he thought he was a chicken
Who can jump higher than a mountain? everyone a mountain can't jump
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it
Ol' Fred had been a religious man who was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on. The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Ol' Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died. The preacher thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket. At the funeral, as he was finishing the message, he realised that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol' Fred died. He said, "You know, Ol' Fred handed me a note just before he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all." He opened the note, and read out loud, "Hey, you're standing on my oxygen tube?"
What do you call a bull that fell falls asleep? A bulldozer!
There was a blonde, red head, and brunette. They were arguing over who had accomplished more. The brunette said well we were the first to walk on the moon. The red head said well we will be the fist to walk on mars. The blonde smiled and said we will easily top that. She said we will be the first on the sun. The others laughed and said the sun is too hot it will burn you alive. The blonde said duh thats why we will go at night.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? because I see myself in your pants
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