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The Latest Jokes - Page 237
Q: What do you call a bee that makes milk and not honey?
A: A Boo Bee!
What do you call a place with lots of holes on the ground? Holy Ground.
a man walks into a bar with a pig under his arm. the barman says "you can't bring that disgusting creature in here". the man says "that isn't very nice, he's only a pig" and the barman replies "i was talking to the pig".
why couldn't the communist get to work on time?
...because his car kept Stalin!
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field
What are cans from Mexico?
Mexi-cans
what musical instrument do geese play? agoostic guitars.
I have a friend who's a comedian and a Drug dealer. He cracks me up.
why couldn't the communist get to work on time?
...because his car kept Stalin!
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives.
The first said, "I think my husband's like a championship golfer. He's spent the last ten years perfecting his stroke."
The second woman said, "My husband's like the winner of the Indy 500. Every time we get into bed he gives me several hundred exciting laps."
The third woman was silent until she was asked, "Tell us about your husband."
She thought for a moment and said, "My husband's like an Olympic gold-medal-winning quarter-miler."
"How so?"
"He's got his time down to under 40 seconds
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: a guy walks into a bar with a piece of asphault under his arm and says i'll have a drink for me and one for the road. Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 53.8462% The joke's popularity is: 2.716
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