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The Latest Jokes - Page 238
What do you call a stupid Fish? A Dumb bass!
two peanuts were walking across the road, and one got assalted!
Knock Knock. Who is there?. Nobody. Nobody who? *silence of the night*
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
How did the teacup get to the moon?
It went by flying saucer.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
Q: What do you call a deaf dog? A: Nothing, he can't hear you anyway.
I went to a friend's house to stay the night and he said, 'you're gonna have to sleep on the floor'. Damn gravity. Got me again. You don't know how badly I wanted to sleep on the wall.
What is a calculator? A cal with a culator
What's a pickle? A cucumber in a sour mood
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Three hookers are comparing notes about their customers from the night before. "I entertained a cowboy last night", says the first. "How did you know he was a cowboy?" asks the second. "Well, he wore a cowboy hat, cowboy boots, and kept both the hat and the boots on all the time we were together." "Sounds like a cowboy, all right." the others say. "I entertained a lawyer," announces the second. "I could tell because he wore a three piece suit and packed a briefcase. He wore the vest of the suit and hung on to the briefcase all the time." They agree he sounded like a lawyer. "I had a farmer for a client," comments the third. "How could you possibly know he was a farmer?" she is asked. "Well first he complained it was too dry, then he whined it was too wet, then he asked if he could pay me in the fall." Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 3.204
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