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The Latest Jokes - Page 239
Why did the chicken cross the playground? It wanted to get to the other slide.
you know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, and the tallest person on the NBA is chinese.
Q: WHAT'S the difference between outlaws and inlaws
A. outlaws are wanted!
How do you kill an entire circus? Go for the juggler
Why did the chicken cross the playground? It wanted to get to the other slide.
What did the ocean say to the sand? Nothing, it just waved.
Q: What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A: A Piiig
yo mama so stupid, she used a solar powered flashlight!
What do you call 100 nuns in a shop? Virgin Megastore
tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of OAPs when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks her: "Why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself?"
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.
"We just love the chocolate around them."
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: I'd like to see a forklift lift a crate of forks. It'd be so damn literal. "Hey, you're using that machine to its exact purpose!" Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 17.6923% The joke's popularity is: 4.619
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