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The Latest Jokes - Page 240
A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot. The parrot would always ruin his act by saying things like, “He has a card up his sleeve” or “He has a dove in his pocket.”
One day the ship sank and the magician and the parrot found themselves alone on a lifeboat. For a couple of days, they just sat there looking at each other. Finally, the parrot broke the silence and said, “Okay, I give up. What did you do with the ship?”
How many bluegrass musicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
4, 1 to change it, 3 to complain that it's electric
I just flew in here, and boy are my arms tired.
what do you call a french man in sandals?
phillipe phalop
patient: doctor doctor i feel like a pair of curtains
doctor: pull yourself together
i'm so broke i can't even pay attention!
An irish man walks into a library and asks for fish and chips, the librarian replies im sorry sir this is a library, then the i rish man whispers sorry can i have fish and chips please?
what do you call a witch with an itch? twitch!
my mother taught me to never lie and i havent slept on a bed since
Man walks into a psychiatrist's office, frantic.
Doc, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee-- I can't figure it out!
The doctor says, "Calm down, calm down. You're too tents."
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: two guys were golfing one day when a funeral pregression was seen driving by. The guy that was about to tee off stopped, removed his hat and bowed his head. his friend commented that it was the nicest thing he had ever seen. The first guy said 'not really. It's the least I can do since we were married 35 years.' Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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