|
|
The Latest Jokes - Page 240
A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot. The parrot would always ruin his act by saying things like, “He has a card up his sleeve” or “He has a dove in his pocket.”
One day the ship sank and the magician and the parrot found themselves alone on a lifeboat. For a couple of days, they just sat there looking at each other. Finally, the parrot broke the silence and said, “Okay, I give up. What did you do with the ship?”
How many bluegrass musicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
4, 1 to change it, 3 to complain that it's electric
I just flew in here, and boy are my arms tired.
what do you call a french man in sandals?
phillipe phalop
patient: doctor doctor i feel like a pair of curtains
doctor: pull yourself together
i'm so broke i can't even pay attention!
An irish man walks into a library and asks for fish and chips, the librarian replies im sorry sir this is a library, then the i rish man whispers sorry can i have fish and chips please?
what do you call a witch with an itch? twitch!
my mother taught me to never lie and i havent slept on a bed since
Man walks into a psychiatrist's office, frantic.
Doc, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee-- I can't figure it out!
The doctor says, "Calm down, calm down. You're too tents."
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: i'm not as think as you dumb i am. Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 26.6504% The joke's popularity is: 5.612
How does this site work? |
 |