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The Latest Jokes - Page 25
I'd like to live in Theory.
Everything works there.
There are two pies sitting in an oven , one pie says "gees it's hot in here," the other pie says "ahhh ! a talking pie."
yo mamas so fat, she has 2 zip codes
what do you get when you put four ducks in a box? A box of quackers!
I met the girl who works at the Doubletree front desk; she gave me her phone number. It's zero. I tried to call her from here, some other woman answered. I said, "You sound older!"
What do you call a vampire who plays baseball? an umpire
What did the beggar say to the football coach? I want a quarter back
Have you heard the joke about the airplane? Don't worry it's above you
What sits on a window sill, hums, and mysteriously dies 91 days after you bring it home? An air conditioner with a 90 day warranty.
What are 3 words you never wanna hear while making love?
Honey, I'm home!
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A man was very drunk. He was leaning against a wall and accidentaly stumbles into a women.the women turns around and says "Sir you're drunk!" the drunk man says"Yes i am, but you are very ugly madame, and at least i'll be sober in the morning!" Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 74.6269% The joke's popularity is: 2.127
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