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The Latest Jokes - Page 241
how many tigers can you fit in a empty cage?
1 beacuae after that its not empty
there were three men one was called shut-up one was called manners and one was called trouble.One day trouble went missing so shut-up and manners went to the police station manners stayed outside on the doorstep and shut-up went in. The police-man said "so young man'whats your name" so shut-up said"shut-up" the police man said "pardon me?"
"shut-up"repeated shut-up. "where are your manners?" asked the police man"on the door step" said shut-up"are you looking for trouble young man" asked the police man "yes!"said shut-up
One morning I shot a elephant in my pyjamas, how it got in my pyjamas I don't know.
why did the man put his car in the oven? Because he wanted a hot rod.
why did henry eat cheese? he is a mouse
We had a tough day at the office yesterday. The computers were all down and everyone had to think!
Marriages are made in heaven, but then so are thunder and lightning!
why does a chicken coup only have 2 doors? If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan
my tv was on the blink
so i shut its eyes once and for all
A snail is cruising down the white stripe on the side of the road when he hears a commotion behind him. He glances back and is horrified to see a pack of several turtles bearing down on him. The next thing he knows, he's waking up on the side of the road being shaken by a policeman saying, "Sir! Sir! Are you ok? Can you tell me what happened?"
The snail shakes his head and says, "I don't know, it all happened so fast."
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