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The Latest Jokes - Page 2424
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A duck walks into a grocery store and asks the manager for duck food. The manager replies "No, we only carry human food." So the duck leaves. He comes in the next day, same question, same answer. This continues for a couple of weeks. The manager is getting very annoyed. So one day he tells the duck, "I've told you this every day for several weeks. Tomorrow if you ask the same question, I'll nail your webbed feet to the wall!" The next day the duck walks in and asks "Do you have any nails?" The manager replies, "Why would I? This is a grocery store, not a hardware store." So, the duck asks, "Do you have any duck food?" Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 18.5434% The joke's popularity is: 5.553
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