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The Latest Jokes - Page 246
What kind of dog likes the heat?
A HOT Dog
Tom: Did you hear of that accident today - three men run over by a railway train?
Ringmaster: Were they killed?
Tom: No, they were saved by a miracle - the train was going over the bridge and they were going under it.
You had a dollar but you spent 75 cents. What time is it?
Quarter til Poor.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with
Why did the beetle run across the road?
It was the chickens day off!
Time files like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
what did sushi A said to sushi B?
Wasup-B (wasabi)
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestions: Defrost."
(But it's "just" a suggestion)
What do you call a seagull when it flys over the bay? a bagel!
what do you call a sheep on a trampoline? A wooly jumper!
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!" Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business. "I can see you, and so can Jesus!" The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!" "So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!" To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!" Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 79.5812% The joke's popularity is: 2.281
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