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The Latest Jokes - Page 246
What kind of dog likes the heat?
A HOT Dog
Tom: Did you hear of that accident today - three men run over by a railway train?
Ringmaster: Were they killed?
Tom: No, they were saved by a miracle - the train was going over the bridge and they were going under it.
You had a dollar but you spent 75 cents. What time is it?
Quarter til Poor.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with
Why did the beetle run across the road?
It was the chickens day off!
Time files like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
what did sushi A said to sushi B?
Wasup-B (wasabi)
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestions: Defrost."
(But it's "just" a suggestion)
What do you call a seagull when it flys over the bay? a bagel!
what do you call a sheep on a trampoline? A wooly jumper!
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: What do you call a 400 pound gorilla? Anything he wants! Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 64.4315% The joke's popularity is: 4.535
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