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The Latest Jokes - Page 247
what did the snowman say to the other snowman
freeze
What do you call a mean poor man?
A Ruddabegger
if you haven't gotten where you're going, you probably aren't there yet.
why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the rooster on the other side
Knock Knock. Who's there. shelbie. shelbie who. shebie comeing around the mountain
How do you call a fish that only thinks of itself? A selfish!
What did the blonde's right leg say to her left? Nothing, they never met.
What did the policeman say to his tummy? You're under a vest
A Ventriloquist was touring the local pubs doing his dumb blonde set. One night he's telling a rather rude joke and a blonde in the fourth row stands up and shouts, "How dare you! You shouldn't stereotype people on their hair colour!". The ventriloquist apologised profusely but the blonde had more to say: "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to that little creep on your knee!"
What did the earwig say as it fell of the wall? Earwig go again
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Someone mistakenly left the cages open in the reptile house at the Bronx Zoo and there were snakes slithering all over the place. Frantically, the keeper tried everything, but he could not get them back in their cages. Finally he yelled to his co-worker, "Quick, call a lawyer!" The co-worker responded, "A lawyer? Why??" The zookeeper barked back, "We need someone who speaks their language!" Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 85.1974% The joke's popularity is: 2.483
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