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The Latest Jokes - Page 247
what did the snowman say to the other snowman
freeze
What do you call a mean poor man?
A Ruddabegger
if you haven't gotten where you're going, you probably aren't there yet.
why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the rooster on the other side
Knock Knock. Who's there. shelbie. shelbie who. shebie comeing around the mountain
How do you call a fish that only thinks of itself? A selfish!
What did the blonde's right leg say to her left? Nothing, they never met.
What did the policeman say to his tummy? You're under a vest
A Ventriloquist was touring the local pubs doing his dumb blonde set. One night he's telling a rather rude joke and a blonde in the fourth row stands up and shouts, "How dare you! You shouldn't stereotype people on their hair colour!". The ventriloquist apologised profusely but the blonde had more to say: "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to that little creep on your knee!"
What did the earwig say as it fell of the wall? Earwig go again
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Why did the dog wear glasses? His insurance didn't cover contacts Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 29.5146% The joke's popularity is: 5.013
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